The Stupid Story

Your parents said, "My God, you are son of a b&*ch!"

Then the police came and arrested your parents for calling you a son of a b&*ch.

"Nnnnoooo!" whined Elliot.

"Yyyeeeeeesssss!" you yelled back at him.

Then he tackled you like a hobo playing football.

"GET THIS HOOLAGAN OFF OF ME!!" you yelled at the police officers.

"No thanks," the police chief said, "you totally deserved it."

"NO! Elliot flooded the house!"

"Then you're under arrest for lying."

"I need a video camera," you murmured.

Now you are in prison and Ellliot moved to New York and has his own mansion.