The Stupid Story

All right, geez! You have a 1-story-house that barely has any water and no electricity. With 5 rooms: kitchen, living room, parents' room, bathroom (that barely works because there's very little water like I just told you), and a bedroom for two.

You have a little brother named Elliot who is treated nicely way more than you are! Ha ha! In your bedroom, Elliot has a small, comfortable bed and you sleep on the couch. No, you do not have any T.V.

You go to a very bad public school named Benedict Arnold Elementary School.

One day, when you got home, the house was overflooded by pee and crap because your idiotic brother, Elliot, had over-flooded the toilet for no reason!

When your parents got home, they totally blamed you instead of Elliot.

What would you say to your parents?