The Stupid Story
Listen, I know you didn't want to kill Calen because of his awful story "The Terrible Story" (though it is very funny). I sware, it is hilarious and I want my story to be just as funny as his, but make it worst so I could get bad ratings. Now, let's begin "The Worst Story of All Time"! (Oh, by the way, I might sort of steal Calen's story and I don't really care if you track me down and kill me, but you're gonna spend 30 years in prison or longer).
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You are a nine-year-old boy and you live in Rhode Island (the smallest state in the United States). Your name is Boyd. The only good thing is that a girl has a crush on you, but everyone else makes fun of you cause your name sounds like your British and they always kick your peepee.
The girl that likes you is named Girlie Tingirl and you don't like her at all. I'm not gonna tell ya why because it is way too inapproite for a rated PG story. Oooh, since you want to, I'll give ya a hint- she-
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You are a nine-year-old boy and you live in Rhode Island (the smallest state in the United States). Your name is Boyd. The only good thing is that a girl has a crush on you, but everyone else makes fun of you cause your name sounds like your British and they always kick your peepee.
The girl that likes you is named Girlie Tingirl and you don't like her at all. I'm not gonna tell ya why because it is way too inapproite for a rated PG story. Oooh, since you want to, I'll give ya a hint- she-