The Island of Destiny

You select your drink and a few moments later, you're cracking open a refreshing can of Oahu Drink. It has a delicate citrus flavor, with a sweet aftertaste. It is very fizzy and to you, it's the most delicious thing you've had in a while. You then watch in awe as you see a man appearing from a clearing in the jungle. He is wearing a hawaiian shirt with khaki shorts and reminds you of a tourist you would see in a movie.

"Hey how's it going buddy?" he asks you, walking over to the vending machine and buying himself an Oahu Drink.

"Uhm..just fine," you reply. "Look, don't mind me asking..but where did you come from?"

"Oh, I live just about a mile up the road. I walk to this beach every day."

"Wha-" you begin but you don't really know what to say next. You pause for a moment and then continue "You live on this island?"

The guy gives you a curious eye and says "Haha, this is Oahu dude. What, did you just fly in from Honolulu or something?"

Honolulu? "Wait.." you begin. "I'm in Hawaii?"

The guy shrugs and lowers his voice, almost instinctively when he asks "Dude, are you high?"

You shake your head, although you feel lightheaded at the moment. This is all sinking in for you at once. You aren't on a deserted island, you're in Oahu, Hawaii. Which raises the most impressive question, how did you get HERE?