a random story about a cat named sparky
So anyway you, used to have a family, but because you were mean to their baby you got kicked out.You meowed at the door for hours but no one answered.
"How could they?! I've been here so much longer than that impudent, fleshy, round, useless excuse for a cat! It's only sensible that I establish myself as the leader!"
"Even so... How strange it is that it ignored all my displays. It's as if its never seen another cat in its life..."
"To be defenestrated over such a pathetic blob - those backstabbers! They never thought of me as a friend at all!"
(Edit: I haven't worked on this for 4 years, you can go ahead and ditch the energy food crap in future additions, that was stupid. As you could imagine, I kinda just wanna get this over with, so feel free to make some abrupt ends, as long as they make sense.)
(Edit edit: Wow! It's been more than a decade. Don't even trip dawg, we'll finish this sucker by the time we're slumming it up in the retirement home. The legacy of Sparky shall prevail - should you keep him aloft in your spirit!)
(Edit edit edit: Hey! I suppose halves of a subsequent decade hit you faster than the first. I hope life is treating you well, one of the logarithmically predictable yet logarithmically appreciated readers. How are you? I'm at a karaoke bar right now, but I won' t be for long. If you're not feeling well, shoot me message. I'll let you know how Sparky's doing!
...I might be a sec. But I'll be there.
"How could they?! I've been here so much longer than that impudent, fleshy, round, useless excuse for a cat! It's only sensible that I establish myself as the leader!"
"Even so... How strange it is that it ignored all my displays. It's as if its never seen another cat in its life..."
"To be defenestrated over such a pathetic blob - those backstabbers! They never thought of me as a friend at all!"
(Edit: I haven't worked on this for 4 years, you can go ahead and ditch the energy food crap in future additions, that was stupid. As you could imagine, I kinda just wanna get this over with, so feel free to make some abrupt ends, as long as they make sense.)
(Edit edit: Wow! It's been more than a decade. Don't even trip dawg, we'll finish this sucker by the time we're slumming it up in the retirement home. The legacy of Sparky shall prevail - should you keep him aloft in your spirit!)
(Edit edit edit: Hey! I suppose halves of a subsequent decade hit you faster than the first. I hope life is treating you well, one of the logarithmically predictable yet logarithmically appreciated readers. How are you? I'm at a karaoke bar right now, but I won' t be for long. If you're not feeling well, shoot me message. I'll let you know how Sparky's doing!
...I might be a sec. But I'll be there.