The Jock

You arrive at the parkway diner, your buddies Billy, Cameron and Derek are there as they always are Sundays, before they go play hoop at the gym.

HEY Jase, Derek says, you going to come to the gym with us today? There is some HOTTIES there, and I know a few that would do anything to be with a yankee. . he giggles.

Well. i say . . that's an idea, nothing like a "celebrity fuck" to make a guy not feel lonely!

Dude, Cameron says, a girl who'd fuck you because your'e a yankee? WHAT's wrong with that?

"well, money, fame, bad news, youtube videos, TMZ, the works. i can think of plenty"

Look. . if you meet these broads, and they want you because of who you are. .they probably have done it before. .2.) wear a condom 3.) don't piss 'em off

NO PROBLEMO you think