The Jock

You wait for a long time, she comes out, dripping wet, in a towel, and smoking HOT, "I'm so glad I saw you again," she says...."It's so nice to meet new friends. . ." . . "Friends" you say. .

Sure.. she says.. you're in no shape for a relationship, I'm in no shape for one, I just got divorced, I could use a friend!

SCREEEEEEECH

LOSER,, you got the "FRIEND CARD"

THE END