The Virus

"Thank you..." you say. "And...?" said Jade. "...(I promise to spend more time with you...)" you say silently. "What? I couldn't hear you!" said Jade happily. She heard you. "I promise to spend more time with you..." you say. "Allright, so what should we do first?" said Jade. "Hold up! You said MORE time, not all the time." you say. "Yes, but I didn't say how much more time!" said Jade.

Suddenly the school exploded in a purple mushroom cloud! "That is why you should spend more time with me." said Jade.