Rewrite History!

You pick Doki up, and carry him on your shoulder to the Home Depot two miles away.

It's a really long walk because since it is yesterday, your car is not here.

Immediately, upon entering the Home Depot, people look at you kind of funny, and when Doki turns his head to look at one woman who is at the service desk purchasing a sansevieria, she freaks out.

Doki looks at you and says "Why are you silly humans so afraid of us, anyway?"