Rewrite History!
"I'm sorry," you say in English. "I was trying to speak your language, but clearly I don't know it."
The plant leaf looks at you. "That depends...what were you trying to say?"
"Greetings. I come in peace." you reply.
"No, you definitely don't know my language, then." the plant leaf says. "Because you were just saying you would like to rape my mother, throw her over a hot fire, then put the fire out with certain body fluids."
Gee, no wonder you pissed him off.
"My name is Doki." says the plant leaf. "I'm from the future. A future where humans no longer dominate the Earth, but we do..."
You ask him about his eyes and arms, because in your time, Sansevieria leaves do not have these things.
"You mean, I could meet my ancestral beings?" says Doki.
"Sure," you say.
The plant leaf looks at you. "That depends...what were you trying to say?"
"Greetings. I come in peace." you reply.
"No, you definitely don't know my language, then." the plant leaf says. "Because you were just saying you would like to rape my mother, throw her over a hot fire, then put the fire out with certain body fluids."
Gee, no wonder you pissed him off.
"My name is Doki." says the plant leaf. "I'm from the future. A future where humans no longer dominate the Earth, but we do..."
You ask him about his eyes and arms, because in your time, Sansevieria leaves do not have these things.
"You mean, I could meet my ancestral beings?" says Doki.
"Sure," you say.