Tales From The Basement
Well it's always been there for you before; it might as well be there for you again.
You go online and start looking up a local job site. Naturally there doesn't seem to be anything you want to do, let alone be qualified for.
After your half-assed attempt at "looking" for a job, your attention begins to wander and you start surfing the internet like you always do. Soon you get an instant message from Julie. She hasn't sent one in a long time; she must either have something serious to talk about orÂ…
Parteegurl69: HAY SUZEE!1! PARTY TONITE! GET OUTTA DAT BASEMENT AND GET LAID FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIF! LOL1!!!111!
That.
Maiden4ever: Hi Julie.
Parteegurl69: HAY SO LIEK R U CUMMING TO MY PARTY? LOTZ O GUYZ WILL BE THERE!
Maiden4ever: You party all the time and there are always a lot of guys at your place, what makes this one so different?
Parteegurl69: CUZ! UR GONNA BE THERE THIS TIME! SIRISLY U NEED TO CUM. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU BOUT SOMETHING 2.
Maiden4ever: Why don't you just tell me you think you're pregnant again right now?
Parteegurl69: LOL. NO IZ NOT THAT. I NEED TO SEE U IN PERSON ITS SUMTHIN I GOT TO TELL U FACE 2 FACE. BUT I ALSO WANT U TO HAVE SUM FUN 2 4 ONCE.
Maiden69: You can't tell me online?
Parteegurl69: NO I GOT TO TELL U IN PERSON. PLZ CUM!11!!!1
Normally you're not the type to go to parties, let alone the glorified orgies she calls parties, but if she really does have something to tell you in person it has to be important. She's never been known to exaggerate in times like this. Though you wonder if it's really all that serious considering that she's still having a party tonight.
Maiden4ever: Alright Julie I'll try to be there, but if I do get there, I'll only be there to talk to you. I'm not staying.
Parteegurl69: UR CUMMIN KEWL! C U TONIGHT AT 6!
Julie logs off and you continue to browse the internet for hours like you were doing. Eventually you hear a faint knock on the door and whispering.
You quickly open the door and see Peter and his friend Kevin standing there.
"Oh hi Suzy, we were just wondering if you'd like to have the honor in being in my movie."
"Bullshit. You were seeing if I was in here or not to steal more of my clothes! I told you to stop that!"
"I wasn't! I seriously wanted to know if you'd be interested in taking part in the movie."
"Peter, you've been making this so called movie for like two years now, what the hell is it even about? I mean the only thing I've seen you do is walk around the house filming insignificant stuff. I mean have you even posted any of your crap on YouTube at least to see if ANYONE would even be interested?"
"YouTube? Pshaw! I AM a film maker! Not some fly by night hack! I'm creating a vision! My movie is going to be about life! It'll be the best art house movie ever! So, you should be grateful that I'm allowing you the chance to be in this thing at all!"
"Gee, I'm so flattered. Anyway don't you already have a ton of footage of me already? I mean your pervo junkie friend is always aiming the camera at me when I'm around. Just like now." You say pointing at Kevin who is shamelessly pointing the camera at your crotch.
"No, Suzy. That footage is mostly unusable will be edited. I need real scene with you. So how about it? I promise I'll stop borrowing your clothes and I'll give you five percent of the profits this movie will make along with credit! And trust me when this thing becomes well known you'll thank me that I gave you this generous offer!"
"(Sigh) How long is this going to take?"
"It may very well go into the night! So if you want in, I suggest you clear your schedule. Hah, look at who I'm talking to, you don't have a life, so what else have you got to do?"
Peter's obnoxiousness aside, you almost don't mind doing this if it'll get him to stop stealing your clothes. You also aren't completely gung-ho about going to Julie's party either.
You go online and start looking up a local job site. Naturally there doesn't seem to be anything you want to do, let alone be qualified for.
After your half-assed attempt at "looking" for a job, your attention begins to wander and you start surfing the internet like you always do. Soon you get an instant message from Julie. She hasn't sent one in a long time; she must either have something serious to talk about orÂ…
Parteegurl69: HAY SUZEE!1! PARTY TONITE! GET OUTTA DAT BASEMENT AND GET LAID FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIF! LOL1!!!111!
That.
Maiden4ever: Hi Julie.
Parteegurl69: HAY SO LIEK R U CUMMING TO MY PARTY? LOTZ O GUYZ WILL BE THERE!
Maiden4ever: You party all the time and there are always a lot of guys at your place, what makes this one so different?
Parteegurl69: CUZ! UR GONNA BE THERE THIS TIME! SIRISLY U NEED TO CUM. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU BOUT SOMETHING 2.
Maiden4ever: Why don't you just tell me you think you're pregnant again right now?
Parteegurl69: LOL. NO IZ NOT THAT. I NEED TO SEE U IN PERSON ITS SUMTHIN I GOT TO TELL U FACE 2 FACE. BUT I ALSO WANT U TO HAVE SUM FUN 2 4 ONCE.
Maiden69: You can't tell me online?
Parteegurl69: NO I GOT TO TELL U IN PERSON. PLZ CUM!11!!!1
Normally you're not the type to go to parties, let alone the glorified orgies she calls parties, but if she really does have something to tell you in person it has to be important. She's never been known to exaggerate in times like this. Though you wonder if it's really all that serious considering that she's still having a party tonight.
Maiden4ever: Alright Julie I'll try to be there, but if I do get there, I'll only be there to talk to you. I'm not staying.
Parteegurl69: UR CUMMIN KEWL! C U TONIGHT AT 6!
Julie logs off and you continue to browse the internet for hours like you were doing. Eventually you hear a faint knock on the door and whispering.
You quickly open the door and see Peter and his friend Kevin standing there.
"Oh hi Suzy, we were just wondering if you'd like to have the honor in being in my movie."
"Bullshit. You were seeing if I was in here or not to steal more of my clothes! I told you to stop that!"
"I wasn't! I seriously wanted to know if you'd be interested in taking part in the movie."
"Peter, you've been making this so called movie for like two years now, what the hell is it even about? I mean the only thing I've seen you do is walk around the house filming insignificant stuff. I mean have you even posted any of your crap on YouTube at least to see if ANYONE would even be interested?"
"YouTube? Pshaw! I AM a film maker! Not some fly by night hack! I'm creating a vision! My movie is going to be about life! It'll be the best art house movie ever! So, you should be grateful that I'm allowing you the chance to be in this thing at all!"
"Gee, I'm so flattered. Anyway don't you already have a ton of footage of me already? I mean your pervo junkie friend is always aiming the camera at me when I'm around. Just like now." You say pointing at Kevin who is shamelessly pointing the camera at your crotch.
"No, Suzy. That footage is mostly unusable will be edited. I need real scene with you. So how about it? I promise I'll stop borrowing your clothes and I'll give you five percent of the profits this movie will make along with credit! And trust me when this thing becomes well known you'll thank me that I gave you this generous offer!"
"(Sigh) How long is this going to take?"
"It may very well go into the night! So if you want in, I suggest you clear your schedule. Hah, look at who I'm talking to, you don't have a life, so what else have you got to do?"
Peter's obnoxiousness aside, you almost don't mind doing this if it'll get him to stop stealing your clothes. You also aren't completely gung-ho about going to Julie's party either.