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wtfofl
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strongbad
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MA: Mature Audiences - Adult
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You go to college. Why you decide on that when college is an arse is beyond me. Anyway, if you're goin' to college, you gotta pick a college degree, right? What do you want to burden for four years of your life?
You have 4 choices:
Law, so I can be a lawyer *rolls eyes*
Medicine, so I can charge outrageously high costs and leave poor people to die.
Entertainment, so I can be US President.
Commerce, so I can learn how to cheat people out of their money.
