wtfofl

You go to Dick in Donuts, and immediately, you're hired! Good job, good job! The choice lives up to its name of "Screw it! Go for Dick in Donuts!" because:

(a) you are really gonna screw it, and

(b) you put your dick in donuts.

So that's your job. You take a pile of floor and you fuck it to create the donut hole. That is what you do eight hours a day, seven days a week. Mmm... one hard penis is very, very useful. But you can't keep it hard that long, can ya?