Hall of Infinite Doors

You lower your fist and release his neck, causing him to massage his sore neck and pant heavily. Finally, he speaks.

"Recently, I've been having... shortages. Shortages of this pepperoni I worked so hard to get. People like you have been forcing their ways through the door and eating it all. Before, they all went for the extra cheese door, but now that's taken a downward trend, and it's all about the pepperoni-MY pepperoni!!" he explains, "Please... help me" he sinks to his knees.