Hall of Infinite Doors
"That's the spirit! Now then, come in will you?" he beams, "You have to climb in through the hole" you both sit down in the room and he explains. You look around at the pepperoni that's all around scattered on the floor. It can't be hygienic, but then again, this hallway has ladders made of ice and portals to other dimensions. Anything can happen, right?
"Now then, I thought I could solve this pepperoni theft by poisoning it. But hell if that stops them eating it! Buncha dumbasses, I tells ya. Or maybe they just don't believe me. Also, they tend to beat me up, and one of these days I'll end up being killed. So, reckon you can help me? Please!" he starts crying, his hands covering his face. But how can you help him? There are many people that try to eat his pepperoni, how can you stop them all?
"Now then, I thought I could solve this pepperoni theft by poisoning it. But hell if that stops them eating it! Buncha dumbasses, I tells ya. Or maybe they just don't believe me. Also, they tend to beat me up, and one of these days I'll end up being killed. So, reckon you can help me? Please!" he starts crying, his hands covering his face. But how can you help him? There are many people that try to eat his pepperoni, how can you stop them all?