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Escape The Fast Approaching Wave Of McDonald's Tartar Sauce
Written by
idbeholda
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R: Restricted - Adult
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You narrowly get by it's clawed arms and continue down fast food river. Further down the river you can see the top of a yellow sign.
You have 4 choices:
Paddle towards it?
Turn around and beat the snot out of the monster?
Take a nap?
Start singing folk songs?