Mediocre Moose Maulings!!

You then set the corpse of Fire...on fire. Thus miraculously bringing it back to life, and with a vendetta.
The rest of the scene goes as follows.
OMGBBQWTFLOL THE FIRES ALIVE!!!! :O

LOL NO WAI ITS DEDZORS!!

STFU 4 REEL!!!!1!

OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

U CANT KILL FIRE W FIRE!!! D:<

>:3

OH CRAP ITS A LION! GET IN THE CAR!!

LOL Wut?

IT EETS U

ONOZ!

XP

The End.