Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
"Don't you walk out of that door Nefarious Android Technological Elephant! Someone needs to make sure this cereal doesn't have scorpion eggs in it!"
Nate then scans the cereal instantly with his "lazah vision~!".
"It's clean."
"OH, okay."
And so Zelda happily ate the cereal.
Little did she know that when Nate used his lazah vision~! to scan the cereal, it also implanted scorpion eggs into the box.
She then gave birth to a scorpion/human hybrid child, and named it horman, and everyone made fun of him because his name sounded suspiciously like Whore-man. And he never smiled again.
Nate then scans the cereal instantly with his "lazah vision~!".
"It's clean."
"OH, okay."
And so Zelda happily ate the cereal.
Little did she know that when Nate used his lazah vision~! to scan the cereal, it also implanted scorpion eggs into the box.
She then gave birth to a scorpion/human hybrid child, and named it horman, and everyone made fun of him because his name sounded suspiciously like Whore-man. And he never smiled again.