A Trip To The Dentist

So you're feeling especially glib and/or snarky today. You venture into the unwaiting room, feeling slightly creeped out by the surreality of the whole situation.

The booth is almost entirely empty. There's a small stool located squarely in the center of the floor. It's a round stool with a red plush seat. It has tassels on it. Yes, it's that type of stool.

Hanging on the far wall of the booth is a small posted notice. In ornate script, it reads:

PLEASE REMAIN SEATED
THE DENTIST WILL BEGIN WAITING FOR YOU MOMENTARILY