A Trip To The Dentist

You go inside the tent. After all, maybe your dentist just won the lottery and spent a good chunk of the money on replacing the building with a tent. Who knows!

So anyways, you step inside the tent and the first thing you notice is that The Dentist has an affinity for tiffany lamps. There are tiffany lamps everywhere, making the inside of the tent look something like this:

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What's even stranger is that the tiffany lamps seem to be ticking.

You notice two striped cloth booths at the far end of the tent. One has a sign that says THE DENTIST IS WAITING FOR YOU and one has a sign that says THE DENTIST IS NOT WAITING FOR YOU. You stroke your chin thoughtfully and try to decide what to do next.