A Trip To The Dentist
Who, me? I'm the Narrator. It's my job to narrate things.
... actually, no, I am NOT usually this involved in the subjects of my narration. That's all your doing again, I'm afraid. See, a couple hours ago, when you were driving to The Dentist's in that rattletrap old car of yours, you were talking to yourself about how boring your life story would be and wondering what the Narration would be like.
Really, you need to stop speaking with extraneous Capitalization. With a voice like yours, reality's gonna go out of its way to make Capitalized things extra-special important.
Oh, by the way, your appointment is in about a minute and a half. You better get in there, The Dentist is waiting.
... actually, no, I am NOT usually this involved in the subjects of my narration. That's all your doing again, I'm afraid. See, a couple hours ago, when you were driving to The Dentist's in that rattletrap old car of yours, you were talking to yourself about how boring your life story would be and wondering what the Narration would be like.
Really, you need to stop speaking with extraneous Capitalization. With a voice like yours, reality's gonna go out of its way to make Capitalized things extra-special important.
Oh, by the way, your appointment is in about a minute and a half. You better get in there, The Dentist is waiting.