Eternal Sphere
In the darkness a strange duck like form appeared. Now in this universe, where Pokemon live like people and the current President and Vice President of America are the Mario Bros, this is not a strange occurrence. However, this apparition was anything but ordinary.
"Damn, psychic teleportation of matter really takes it out of me" the strange creature moaned as more forms phased into being behind him.
"That was fun" the small fox-boy shaped one announced as it pulled a small dirty bottle from its backpack "Another mission well done I say."
"Should've been an easy mission Psy" muttered yet another appearing shape. This one was small and stumpy, with a strange bulb-like protrusion stuck to its back. "Should have been easy Bulb, except team Omega had to poke their damn noses in." the small Psyduck replied.
"Hey where's LeBlanc?" the small fox-boy suddenly cried.
Psy looked around. "I don't rightly know Shippo me lad, let's search for the daft bugger."
The motley trio wandered through the streets of Yami City. Psy had his hands on his head and was muttering. "Oi, what are you doing?" Bulb asked.
"Quiet, I'm trying to pick up LeBlanc's psychic imprint." Psy turned around a couple of times.
"This way!" he called as they ran off to a large mansion.
"Hello ma'am, what a charming house you have." LeBlanc had finally reappeared. Unfortunately, he appeared on someone's bed. "What are you doing!?" The woman occupant of the bed squealed. "My Husband will be home any second."
"Don't worry about him. I'm hungry. Got anything to eat?"
"Are you sure LeBlanc appeared at this place?" Bulb asked. "I mean, this is private property." "I traced his psychic imprint to this very spot." Psy snapped back. "Um excuse me" Shippo said "A black car has just parked behind usÂ… and a large man is getting out!?" "Shut up Shippo, the big kids are talking!" Psy yelled as he ignored him. "So Bulb, you recon you can vine-whip that window and get us inside?"
"Why can't you psychic it open?" Bulb asked. "It's not alive you dumbass." Psy replied. "I really think you should look behind you Mr Psy!"
"Shut up Shippo" Both Psy and Bulb yelled. "Oi, what are you freaky Poke-thingamabobs doing on my property!?" Psy and Bulb turned around slowly. There was a huge man behind them. "Shit, its Mr. KO the famous boxer!" Bulb cried. "Damn you Shippo, why didn't you warn us, you were our look out weren't you?" Psy whispered to a whimpering Shippo. "I tried to but."
"No time for this" Psy suddenly yelled, interrupting Shippo. He turned back towards Mr. KO. "Now sir, I can see you are well versed in the way of the muscle, but as everyone knows, brains beat brawn any day." Psy was wrong however. With one short sharp Jab each, all three friends were knocked out.
"Hey guys, where are you?" LeBlanc called as he opened the front door. "Who the fuck is you!?" Mr. KO Yelled as he saw the strange man exit his house. "Oh, hello, LeBlanc the Lucid, famous alchemist at your service, by the way your wife has a lovely pie" Leblanc said as he extended his hand towards the brute in friendship. "What was that about my wife?" Mr. KO was seeing red. "I ate your wife's pie, and it was nice." LeBlanc answered as he continued to hold out his hand. "My WIFE!?" Mr. KO was about to explode. "Yeah, her mock apple pie is to die for" LeBlanc replied as Mr. KO's haymaker hit him in the bread basket.
And LeBlanc knew no more.
When he awoke LeBlanc was surprised at the devastation. Mr. KO's house was mere rubble, Mr. KO himself was sitting on the ground babbling about baby corns and the rest of the gang were picking them selves up. "What happened?" LeBlanc asked as he dusted himself off.
Psy sighed. LeBlanc was a good man, after all he had rescued Psy and Bulb from the evil Prof. Oak, and he let them use his computer, eat his food and beat him over the head occasionally, but Psy knew a dark being resided within that head of his. When LeBlanc had been young he was an adventurer, studying ancient ruins and such, apparently one day he left a ruin with more than knowledge, a strange spirit had taken to living inside LeBlanc's head. From that moment, LeBlanc became smarter, but also increasingly more and more insane and disjointed. Like any good parasite however the spirit didn't want its host dead and at times of great danger it took over his body and terrible things happened.
"Must have been too much fresh fruit. Oh well, let's get home shall we?" The motley Quartet made their way back to LeBlanc's lab where they lived.
The next morning LeBlanc and his pals were having breakfast. "What are we gunna do today?" LeBlanc asked as he balanced a sausage on his nose, much to the delight of Shippo.
"I wanna go and see Funaki at the Sushi Bar" Bulb said as he ate his "lucky choads". "Fuck that. I wanna go and see if Bob's got anything new at the store." Psy quacked back as he finished his coffee.
"Look guys I can only go one place at a time... let's let shippo choose" LeBlanc decided as the sausage fell off his nose.
"Shippo whimpered as he felt the eyes of Bulb and Psy bore into him. "I choose..."
"Damn, psychic teleportation of matter really takes it out of me" the strange creature moaned as more forms phased into being behind him.
"That was fun" the small fox-boy shaped one announced as it pulled a small dirty bottle from its backpack "Another mission well done I say."
"Should've been an easy mission Psy" muttered yet another appearing shape. This one was small and stumpy, with a strange bulb-like protrusion stuck to its back. "Should have been easy Bulb, except team Omega had to poke their damn noses in." the small Psyduck replied.
"Hey where's LeBlanc?" the small fox-boy suddenly cried.
Psy looked around. "I don't rightly know Shippo me lad, let's search for the daft bugger."
The motley trio wandered through the streets of Yami City. Psy had his hands on his head and was muttering. "Oi, what are you doing?" Bulb asked.
"Quiet, I'm trying to pick up LeBlanc's psychic imprint." Psy turned around a couple of times.
"This way!" he called as they ran off to a large mansion.
"Hello ma'am, what a charming house you have." LeBlanc had finally reappeared. Unfortunately, he appeared on someone's bed. "What are you doing!?" The woman occupant of the bed squealed. "My Husband will be home any second."
"Don't worry about him. I'm hungry. Got anything to eat?"
"Are you sure LeBlanc appeared at this place?" Bulb asked. "I mean, this is private property." "I traced his psychic imprint to this very spot." Psy snapped back. "Um excuse me" Shippo said "A black car has just parked behind usÂ… and a large man is getting out!?" "Shut up Shippo, the big kids are talking!" Psy yelled as he ignored him. "So Bulb, you recon you can vine-whip that window and get us inside?"
"Why can't you psychic it open?" Bulb asked. "It's not alive you dumbass." Psy replied. "I really think you should look behind you Mr Psy!"
"Shut up Shippo" Both Psy and Bulb yelled. "Oi, what are you freaky Poke-thingamabobs doing on my property!?" Psy and Bulb turned around slowly. There was a huge man behind them. "Shit, its Mr. KO the famous boxer!" Bulb cried. "Damn you Shippo, why didn't you warn us, you were our look out weren't you?" Psy whispered to a whimpering Shippo. "I tried to but."
"No time for this" Psy suddenly yelled, interrupting Shippo. He turned back towards Mr. KO. "Now sir, I can see you are well versed in the way of the muscle, but as everyone knows, brains beat brawn any day." Psy was wrong however. With one short sharp Jab each, all three friends were knocked out.
"Hey guys, where are you?" LeBlanc called as he opened the front door. "Who the fuck is you!?" Mr. KO Yelled as he saw the strange man exit his house. "Oh, hello, LeBlanc the Lucid, famous alchemist at your service, by the way your wife has a lovely pie" Leblanc said as he extended his hand towards the brute in friendship. "What was that about my wife?" Mr. KO was seeing red. "I ate your wife's pie, and it was nice." LeBlanc answered as he continued to hold out his hand. "My WIFE!?" Mr. KO was about to explode. "Yeah, her mock apple pie is to die for" LeBlanc replied as Mr. KO's haymaker hit him in the bread basket.
And LeBlanc knew no more.
When he awoke LeBlanc was surprised at the devastation. Mr. KO's house was mere rubble, Mr. KO himself was sitting on the ground babbling about baby corns and the rest of the gang were picking them selves up. "What happened?" LeBlanc asked as he dusted himself off.
Psy sighed. LeBlanc was a good man, after all he had rescued Psy and Bulb from the evil Prof. Oak, and he let them use his computer, eat his food and beat him over the head occasionally, but Psy knew a dark being resided within that head of his. When LeBlanc had been young he was an adventurer, studying ancient ruins and such, apparently one day he left a ruin with more than knowledge, a strange spirit had taken to living inside LeBlanc's head. From that moment, LeBlanc became smarter, but also increasingly more and more insane and disjointed. Like any good parasite however the spirit didn't want its host dead and at times of great danger it took over his body and terrible things happened.
"Must have been too much fresh fruit. Oh well, let's get home shall we?" The motley Quartet made their way back to LeBlanc's lab where they lived.
The next morning LeBlanc and his pals were having breakfast. "What are we gunna do today?" LeBlanc asked as he balanced a sausage on his nose, much to the delight of Shippo.
"I wanna go and see Funaki at the Sushi Bar" Bulb said as he ate his "lucky choads". "Fuck that. I wanna go and see if Bob's got anything new at the store." Psy quacked back as he finished his coffee.
"Look guys I can only go one place at a time... let's let shippo choose" LeBlanc decided as the sausage fell off his nose.
"Shippo whimpered as he felt the eyes of Bulb and Psy bore into him. "I choose..."