Knock At The Door
You wip open the door and scream, "what the hell is your problem?!" She looks at you as if you were the one with out any manners.
"Excuse me, we are from Holy Baptists..." With out giving her the chance to finish, you slam the door in her face. She knocks even harder yet. This time you open the door with a "sawed off" pointed directly at her forehead. "Listen Bitch, I dont belive in religion what so ever. Now you get off my god damn porch or I will give you some thing to pray about."
With no hesitation she and her partner leave. Quoting the Hail Mary. This pisses you off even more and you fire off a warning shot. Just for laughs, but this gives one of the lady a heart attack.
"Excuse me, we are from Holy Baptists..." With out giving her the chance to finish, you slam the door in her face. She knocks even harder yet. This time you open the door with a "sawed off" pointed directly at her forehead. "Listen Bitch, I dont belive in religion what so ever. Now you get off my god damn porch or I will give you some thing to pray about."
With no hesitation she and her partner leave. Quoting the Hail Mary. This pisses you off even more and you fire off a warning shot. Just for laughs, but this gives one of the lady a heart attack.