Hollywood or Bust

You give him the $5000. He hacks and slices the Mafia like paper. You say thankyou, then with all the money you have left over, you are able to at least afford one Hollywood Movie Star.
"The Mischa Barton Statue."
Every one on your street wants to audition for the movie now, believing they will get to see Mischa Barton.
You make your movie and at the end show everyone Mischa. They all bash you up for lying but at least you made your movie.
You send your movie into Hollywood. The next day your movie is all over the news. You become a famous Hollywood producer overnight, and you love it until you start getting sick of Stardom and you go on the drugs and overdose.

So much for an awesome life.
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