Bob's Life
You walk outside into a suburban wonderland of green lawns and lush trees. Birds are chirping as they fly through the blue sky, and you can hear the joyful sounds of children playing in the distance.
"Ah, this is the life," you say. This is the first time you have truly felt at peace since the day you were born.
Presently you notice some kids in the yard next to you. One kid is bullying the other two who are much smaller. You walk over to them to see what's going on.
"Hey, what's the problem here?" you say to the bully.
"Whaddya know," says the big kid in a mocking voice, "a talking baby!"
"It doesn't look like these two are having fun," you say, pointing to the two smaller kids.
"Hah! And what are you gonna do about it?" the bully laughs.
"Ah, this is the life," you say. This is the first time you have truly felt at peace since the day you were born.
Presently you notice some kids in the yard next to you. One kid is bullying the other two who are much smaller. You walk over to them to see what's going on.
"Hey, what's the problem here?" you say to the bully.
"Whaddya know," says the big kid in a mocking voice, "a talking baby!"
"It doesn't look like these two are having fun," you say, pointing to the two smaller kids.
"Hah! And what are you gonna do about it?" the bully laughs.