Typical day of a HITMAN

You think, that seeing blue is the colour of the water, that you will take the blue cargo ship. You park your stolen white jeep in the parking lot. Approach a man dressed in a captain's uniform. You offer him 100$ to let you bored his ship. He agrees. You walk up the boarding ramp, but you fail to see the banana peel and you slip. You fall in a backwards motion, whipping your head off the ramp. You begin to curse as you begin to roll off the ramp, you then roll off to the side and fall on to the pavement. You fall head first and you instantly break your neck causing a very loud noise. Your body falls over to the side, as a gapping hole is produced on the neck. Blood readily flows out, as you die in silence.
End Of Story