Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
Tonight on Dr. Phil.
A goth girl who probably worships satan and more than likely is a child prostitute says she hates Norwegians.
"Are you kidding me? You gotta straighten your life! Or you'll never get out of this rut!"
"Rut? I'm dictator of the world. I'm at the top of the food chain. So what if I don't like a Norwegian. I blew up South America, flipped over africa, and scared away Canada. I can do the same to you. In that order.
"Are you serious? You need to help me help you."
"Okay."
"BUY MY BOOK ON HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT."
"You're one to talk, you're what, three hundred pounds? Atleast Oprah gives away good stuff on her show. You jsut give out guilt and an undeserved lowered self image of your guests."
"No u."
"What?"
This battle went on for five hundred years. Zelda eventually forgot about Spaghettio's.
the end
A goth girl who probably worships satan and more than likely is a child prostitute says she hates Norwegians.
"Are you kidding me? You gotta straighten your life! Or you'll never get out of this rut!"
"Rut? I'm dictator of the world. I'm at the top of the food chain. So what if I don't like a Norwegian. I blew up South America, flipped over africa, and scared away Canada. I can do the same to you. In that order.
"Are you serious? You need to help me help you."
"Okay."
"BUY MY BOOK ON HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT."
"You're one to talk, you're what, three hundred pounds? Atleast Oprah gives away good stuff on her show. You jsut give out guilt and an undeserved lowered self image of your guests."
"No u."
"What?"
This battle went on for five hundred years. Zelda eventually forgot about Spaghettio's.
the end
