Mediocre Moose Maulings!!

"Zelda!! If you walk out of this room, you'll never be able to deal with this!"

"I NEED TO WATCH THE NEWS!! DON'T TOUCH ME! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! ORPHEUS!! DID I SAY STOP DANCING??"

Nate and Jane jump you while Orpheus returns to dancing.

"You need to seek out a therapist! FACE IT ZELDA! YOU'RE A RACIST!"

"No I'm-I'm-I..I need to watch the news....I mean-I-i-i-...screw you...bi..the...outside play..IM...I'm a racist.."

"Yes...yes Zelda. You're a racist."

"Oh..." Zelda falls on her knees, Orpheus still sobs miserably while trying to hum a carnival tune while dancing.

...

The end.

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End Of Story