The Trials of Sampsonite!
A young woman with a bright orange skirt is the first to come forward. "I'm sorry...Um...I'm Salista. I guess we'll be working together so...Hi!" with these words she winks at you, then steps back. You notice that tiny yellow sparks are bursting out of her short-cut blonde hair.
A green thing with a body that resembles an old man's, bares its teeth at you, revealing slimy yellow chompers. It wheres only a small dirty loincloth for clothing. You acknowledge him with a curt nod.
A boy, who appears to be no older than 7 is the next to speak. He is riding an orange anttenaed creature with beady blue eyes. "Hi, I'm Lyek." He notices you staring at his noble steed and adds. "This is Buggy-Dino!"
A shady man with obsydian black hair and hard cold eyes, impatiently introduces himself. "I am Gradiis."
An old bald man bows to you and then smiles a cracked ugly smile. "I am called Ic, brother of Lunat. I like to invent th-th-THINGS!"
Finally, a dancing, nude, Ukelele player is hopping around behind the crowd. "Howdy!" he screeches.
"And that's the lot!" finishes the jellophant.
At that moment a missile bursts through the cieling of the-once-beautiful chamber and dives straight towards you!
A green thing with a body that resembles an old man's, bares its teeth at you, revealing slimy yellow chompers. It wheres only a small dirty loincloth for clothing. You acknowledge him with a curt nod.
A boy, who appears to be no older than 7 is the next to speak. He is riding an orange anttenaed creature with beady blue eyes. "Hi, I'm Lyek." He notices you staring at his noble steed and adds. "This is Buggy-Dino!"
A shady man with obsydian black hair and hard cold eyes, impatiently introduces himself. "I am Gradiis."
An old bald man bows to you and then smiles a cracked ugly smile. "I am called Ic, brother of Lunat. I like to invent th-th-THINGS!"
Finally, a dancing, nude, Ukelele player is hopping around behind the crowd. "Howdy!" he screeches.
"And that's the lot!" finishes the jellophant.
At that moment a missile bursts through the cieling of the-once-beautiful chamber and dives straight towards you!