The Michael Ray Holt Qualification!

Perfect. You could not have answered better. The Appletini adds the awkward male feminineness and the semen adds the sorta viscous consistency.

You have almost achieved MRH status. One more question stands in your way. Be honest, if you want to know the truth about the MRH within you.

If Endmaster cracked a joke about your ex-wife and kids leaving you, how would you react?