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The Michael Ray Holt Qualification!

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Author Rating Date Comment
TheCandyMan
TheCandyMan
Dec 23, 2011
Hilariously satisfying.
by TheCandyMan on Dec 23, 2011
KingMalice
KingMalice
Oct 14, 2010
I really liked the picture of that crazy dog.
by KingMalice on Oct 14, 2010
YazZMaN
YazZMaN
Jun 30, 2009
It's amazing how accurate this is!
by YazZMaN on Jun 30, 2009
Adamented
Adamented
Jan 14, 2009
This kept me laughing, keep up the good work!
by Adamented on Jan 14, 2009
SnapSunny
SnapSunny
Jun 6, 2008
Wow, I couldn't stop laughing. This is great.
by SnapSunny on Jun 6, 2008
Calen
Calen
Jan 16, 2008
Wow, the guy you were bashing gave you a 10. Would irony be the right word? -ponders-
by Calen on Jan 16, 2008
ChubbyTeletubby
ChubbyTeletubby
Nov 2, 2007
Watermelon smirnoff.

'Nuff said.

(You know I love you, Michael!)
by ChubbyTeletubby on Nov 2, 2007
michaelrayholt
michaelrayholt
Sep 15, 2007
The horrible dog at the end and the few mistakes must indeed be overlooked because of the sheer quantity of Ms, Rs, and Hs in this story.

High quality work, verily. I must indeed be Lucifer's older brother (or something).

Wow. To be gone for months and then come back to such a welcome... I'm truly blessed.

Keep it up, Apoth.
by michaelrayholt on Sep 15, 2007
Leblanc4prez
Leblanc4prez
Aug 24, 2007
You got him dog. Do one about ME!
by Leblanc4prez on Aug 24, 2007
Usoki
Usoki
Jul 27, 2007
Ahh, this makes my day...err, night. A nice bit of random, light-hearted insultiveness.
by Usoki on Jul 27, 2007
Vesnicie
Vesnicie
Jul 26, 2007
As character assassinations go, this is pretty funny. You have some good lines in there and just enough grammar mistakes to piss of Michael. I do think, however, that he will get a perverse pleasure out of the fact that you have put forth effort into trashing him. So I'm deducting points for perhaps not having achieved your full intention.

This is also just a joke, so it doesn't deserve a serious score. But it gave me a laugh on a fatally boring Thursday night, so thanks!
by Vesnicie on Jul 26, 2007

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