Hall of Infinite Doors

You head to the initiation meeting in the basement of a fraternity house. All the lights are out except for a few red ominous mood lights and all the members of the fraternity wear masks. They say in order to become a member you must have sex with a goat while snorting cocaine and ketamine off of its back. You realize that the drug cocktail is potentially lethal and the goat probably carries diseases. What do you choose to do?