Hall of Infinite Doors

You manage to get into Harvard... having to take out high interest loans to do so. You simply put on your application that your uncle was Extra Terrestrial, and with affirmative action Harvard desperately needed an extra terrestrial student to balance out their diversity so they let you in.

You are invited to join a fraternity after only six months of attendance. You have heard the rumors about nasty hazings and freakish rituals... but the connections could be useful. What do you do?