The Hell Of Social Interactions

You approach Shirt Guy and Mohichan Guy.
Slutty Girl shouts after you "SEE! SEEEE!!!!"
Mohichan Guy backs away from you and goes to talk to someone else whilst Shirt Guy turns to you and says EXTREMELY camply "Don't worry sweety!".
As you try and think how the hell to react, Dress Girl comes running over to you and says "Oh my God I am sooo sorry about that, she can be such a moron! It must be difficult enough for you gays, without that!".
Hmmm, everyone seems to think you are gay...but on the plus side, you have a pretty girl talking to you.