The Great Adventure of Aaron Appelapolous

It's dark and quiet and comfortable. You fall asleep.

You wake up hanging on the gigantic chandelier in the Great Hall stripped almost completely naked with a moustache drawn on your face. You look down through bleary eyes. Every student in all of Branblod are dining there, and staring up at you. As one they explode into an uproar of giggles, guffaws, and pig like snorts which are bad for the brain and cause nose bleeds.

"Oh dear me, how embarassing." you say moments before you die of embarassment.
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