The Great Adventure of Aaron Appelapolous
You stride confidently over to the cloak hanger and grab the blackest one you can find. You attempt to pull it off the hanger but it unfortunately seems to be stuck. Not wanting to appear foolish, you brace your feet against the wall and pull with all of your might. The entire rack of cloaks rips free and topples down upon you.
"GOOOOOODD..." The Dark One hisses and its crimson eyes gleam, "The CHAOS is STROONNNGG in YOOOUU. HENCEFORTH, you shall be known as Looorrdd.... Lubberly."
"Mmm... okay." you reply in a muffled voice.
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssee." The Evil One growls.
"I can't." you answer sheepishly, "I'm stuck."
Several students walk forward to lift the rack off your back.
"Wait." It's gloved hand rises, "Let us see what he can accomplish on his own."
"GOOOOOODD..." The Dark One hisses and its crimson eyes gleam, "The CHAOS is STROONNNGG in YOOOUU. HENCEFORTH, you shall be known as Looorrdd.... Lubberly."
"Mmm... okay." you reply in a muffled voice.
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssee." The Evil One growls.
"I can't." you answer sheepishly, "I'm stuck."
Several students walk forward to lift the rack off your back.
"Wait." It's gloved hand rises, "Let us see what he can accomplish on his own."