The Great Adventure of Aaron Appelapolous

"Er..." you raise your hand.

"Yessss Aaron?" the tall figure's voice rasps and sends a chill into your bones.

"Can I go to the bathroom?"

The Dark One raises its arm dramatically and points towards a large pile of feces in the corner of the room behind a row of candles. It glistens in the flickering light.

"Ew...um, may I please use a bathroom instead?" You ask politely, "You know, one with a toilet and perhaps some toilet paper?"

"You've sssseen too much, Aaron." The Evil One's glowing eyes narrow. The circle of students around it begins to gather behind, their grins visible within their dark hoods. "You can never leave this room... ALIVE!"

"HEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEE!!" all the other students cackle evilly.

The Dark One whips around, "What are you giggling about? You have to piss in a corner too!"

The kids shut up and stare at their shoelaces.