Make your own adventure

An hour later, you're handcuffed and sitting in the police helicopter. You have no idea what you did to deserve this.

"Okay, I know it's my adventure," you start to say. "But can anyone tell me what I did?"

A police officer walks up to you and said "You stole a pack of gum from that convenience store right next to this skyscraper. You almost would've gotten away with it to, if it weren't for those meddling kids and their orangutan."

"Well, gosh a pack of gum isn't that serious is it officer?"

"Let's put it this way...You can either take a life sentence or take the chair. Now what'd you say your name was again?"