Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Red
Charmander: *against background muttering* "Umm...excuse me...hi, I..."
Pikachu: "HEY!!! SHUT UP!!!!!" *everyone looks up*
Charmander: "Erm, thanks. Anyways, what I wanted to say was...you shouldn't attack us. Deep down, I am your *points to a Marowak in the crowd* brother and your *points to a Claydol in the crowd* sister. We are all related in one way or another. Why do we fight each other? We are kin! We are all Pokemon, no matter what species we are. You see, all this fighting is nonsense. And for what?!? NOTHING! We fight because we believe the other is to blame for the disasters. But it is neither's fault! The Earth has caused such calamities! Now, lets put an end to this stupidity. Turn to your neighbor, tell them that they are wonderful, and give them a hug, because they are your family!"
All the Pokemon stare at you. Then, one-by-one, they turn to their neighbors and give them hugs. You are amazed that it actually worked! Then, from the crowd, someone cries:
???: "If the Earth is the one causing the disasters, then we should fight the Earth! FIGHT!"
All the Pokemon then turn to the ground and start using attacks on it. You see some who start to jump up and down because they missed and hit their feet instead.
Pikachu: "Wow. You're really good at that motivational stuff. Now, lets get out of here before they realize that their attacks are pointless..."
You push through the crowd, trying to advoid getting your feet hit with attacks. You reach the stairs, but before you can ascend, some calls your name. You turn around
???: "Wait!"
Its the Kecleon.
Kecleon: "Look, I just wanted to tell you before you leave..."
What does Kecleon say?
Pikachu: "HEY!!! SHUT UP!!!!!" *everyone looks up*
Charmander: "Erm, thanks. Anyways, what I wanted to say was...you shouldn't attack us. Deep down, I am your *points to a Marowak in the crowd* brother and your *points to a Claydol in the crowd* sister. We are all related in one way or another. Why do we fight each other? We are kin! We are all Pokemon, no matter what species we are. You see, all this fighting is nonsense. And for what?!? NOTHING! We fight because we believe the other is to blame for the disasters. But it is neither's fault! The Earth has caused such calamities! Now, lets put an end to this stupidity. Turn to your neighbor, tell them that they are wonderful, and give them a hug, because they are your family!"
All the Pokemon stare at you. Then, one-by-one, they turn to their neighbors and give them hugs. You are amazed that it actually worked! Then, from the crowd, someone cries:
???: "If the Earth is the one causing the disasters, then we should fight the Earth! FIGHT!"
All the Pokemon then turn to the ground and start using attacks on it. You see some who start to jump up and down because they missed and hit their feet instead.
Pikachu: "Wow. You're really good at that motivational stuff. Now, lets get out of here before they realize that their attacks are pointless..."
You push through the crowd, trying to advoid getting your feet hit with attacks. You reach the stairs, but before you can ascend, some calls your name. You turn around
???: "Wait!"
Its the Kecleon.
Kecleon: "Look, I just wanted to tell you before you leave..."
What does Kecleon say?