The Terrible Story

Sex with big STD guys until your penis falls off, right? Ooookay I think we can manage that. Woo. Have fun.

-6 hours later-
Trucker: Ohhhhhh gooooddddd wtf? YOU'RE NOT LUCAS SKYWALKER! YOU LIED TO ME?!!!
You: O.O I never said...
Trucker: DIE YOU LIER! -cuts spleen out-
You: See? Haven't you heard the saying 'Lying makes your spleen get cut out?'
It's very popular in India. What??? Don't you believe me? GRR -BAZOOKA-