The Terrible Story

You, my friend, are one sick monkey.
And for that, Curios George salutes you. Okay... ready for the details of the hot, oral sex sure to turn any yaoi fan on? Here goes.

"OH MY GOD, YOUR PENIS IS ALREADY GONE!"
"Yes yes I know... I'm a doctor but I have the disease you have."
"So... where's the cure?"
"Did I say cure? I meant terrible horrible virus."
"But... those don't even rhyme."
"Too bad, you have it now."
"Oh no, doc! How long do I have to live?"
"Ten..."
"Ten what?!"
"Nine..."
"Nine months? Weeks? What?!!!"
"Eight... seven... six..."