The Terrible Story

Huh. Really? What?
What's that you say? Sticking your tongue in an oven? Why that's terrible and irrational thinking, my friend! WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU MAD?!!!
Okay then, your tongue is now officially on fire. For some reason you were chugging gasoline a moment ago, probably because you're just stupid.
So.... now what?

You have 1 choice: