Escape The Fast Approaching Wave Of McDonald's Tartar Sauce
You don your swimming trunks and decide to go for a swim. Diving headfirst into the tartar sauce, you realise the extent of your mistake: In large quantity, tartar sauce tends to eat away organic matter.
As your freshly sauced skeleton heads downstream, a feisty group of college kids in a raft hoist your remains out of the water.
"Dude, what should we, like, do with it?", says one of them.
"We need to dress it up and give it a name," says another one, opening a bottle of Killian's Irish Red.
After a group vote, they decide that your name is Herman Shreikwater, Lord Of The High Seas. Fortunately, this doesn't last long as a 40 foot wave of sauce engulfs their ship, ensuring they share your fate.
As your freshly sauced skeleton heads downstream, a feisty group of college kids in a raft hoist your remains out of the water.
"Dude, what should we, like, do with it?", says one of them.
"We need to dress it up and give it a name," says another one, opening a bottle of Killian's Irish Red.
After a group vote, they decide that your name is Herman Shreikwater, Lord Of The High Seas. Fortunately, this doesn't last long as a 40 foot wave of sauce engulfs their ship, ensuring they share your fate.
