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Mojo's Quest for a PS3
Written by
Ryx
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R: Restricted - Adult
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You roll a d20 for a 3, confirming you screwed up. You wake up in a dark alleyway with a slimey feeling around your anus and a bad hangover.
You have 3 choices:
Mutter about your violation.
Beg at the nearby highway for the PS3 you still don't have.
Hitch a ride to EBay HQ. Your training is sufficient to slaughter the employees of EBay for their transgressions that led up to this.