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Mojo's Quest for a PS3

You take the suppository and go into the bathroom, wincing as you insert it, seconds later you become higher than the pope, turns out you just consumed a stupidly high, but not leathal dose of Salvia Divinorium's main active psychoactive compound. You're now sitting on a mushroom and with tall blades of grass around you.