Interdimensional Traveler

You suddenly realize you have a 9mm on you. You whip it out and spray the whole warehouse full of bullets. Almost immediately, SWAT vans, FBI vehicles, and even a Secret Service vehicle thunders into the warehouse.

One of the men comes up to you. Just when you think you're about to be arrested, he pats you on the back and says "Good work. We've been watching this guy for years, and we found out that he has connections to terrorist organizations all over the world. You're probably looking at a Presidential Medal of Honor for this..."