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Interdimensional Traveler

"If you can't make money off weed anymore, why not just go into another buisiness?"

"I would...but everything good already has too much competition" he replies. "We're gonna take the President out, and put one in office who will make ganja illegal again, so we can make a killing selling it on the black market. Are you in or out?