The Great Adventure of Aaron Appelapolous

You dive under a desk and lie there, balled up and quivering.

Mr. Honkey stops his charge, walks up to the desk, and lifts it up with one finger.

"Get out from under there, you gutless, chicken-livered mollycoddle!" the teacher roars at you.

You try to say, "HELP MEEEE! OH GAWD, PLEASE!!!" but all that comes out of your mouth is a small "squeak!".

"Get out of my class, scum!" Mr. Honkey bellows, "An' never set foot into this classroom as long as you live!"

"Sorry." you manage to whimper before you scurry out from under the desk and race out of the room.

Now what are you going to do?

You have 1 choice: