A day in the life of Austin
In language you argue about who is most responsible for Romeo and Juliet's death.
but it's obviously God's fault for making the human's and the human's made the ink, and with the ink came the pen, and when they are combined they make writing utensils, and then they made paper, which could be written on, then Shakespeare's parent's made him, and he stole the story from some one else, then in it the capulet fued made the families fight, then benvolio made them go to the party, then it was their choice to fall in love, and then the Friar married them, then Paris complicated things, then Tybalt killed Mercutio, then Romeo killed Tybalt, then he got banished, then the friar gave Juliet the potion, then the messenger didn't get there in time, then Romeo bought poison, then he broke in the tomb, then he killed Paris, then he drank the poison, then Juliet killed herself with the happy dagger...........
Oh sorry bout that.
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but it's obviously God's fault for making the human's and the human's made the ink, and with the ink came the pen, and when they are combined they make writing utensils, and then they made paper, which could be written on, then Shakespeare's parent's made him, and he stole the story from some one else, then in it the capulet fued made the families fight, then benvolio made them go to the party, then it was their choice to fall in love, and then the Friar married them, then Paris complicated things, then Tybalt killed Mercutio, then Romeo killed Tybalt, then he got banished, then the friar gave Juliet the potion, then the messenger didn't get there in time, then Romeo bought poison, then he broke in the tomb, then he killed Paris, then he drank the poison, then Juliet killed herself with the happy dagger...........
Oh sorry bout that.
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