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R: Restricted - Adult
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You give them the evils and they all run off, screaming like little girls. You get a replacement orphan, but subsequently realise that it was faulty and couldn't even take 50 kicks, so you look for somewhere to throw it. But where?
You have 3 choices:
In the giant paper shredder you have at home.
In the rubbish bin.
On the fire.